We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
i think i just lost a toe
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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