My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
only you would photoshop your dick
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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