I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
