She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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