It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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