But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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