So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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