Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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