How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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