I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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