and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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