everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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