why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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