Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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