You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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