Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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