I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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