I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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