My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
