fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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