This is not my ceiling
Small penises have feelings too.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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