yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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