just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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