We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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