Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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