weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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