I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize