I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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