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(810): View more from Michigan

Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work

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(253): View more from Washington

just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else

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(815): View more from Illinois

Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas

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(304): View more from West Virginia

as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.

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And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.

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(831): View more from California

Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE

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(289): View more from Ontario

I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten

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