have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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