Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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