The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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