I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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