Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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