it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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