Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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