Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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