I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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