Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?

(502): View more from Kentucky

Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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(571): View more from Virginia

Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

(703): View more from Virginia

this can't be going anywhere good

(571): View more from Virginia

nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin

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(504): View more from Louisiana

So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.

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(661): View more from California

He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.

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(409): View more from Texas

Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden

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