on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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