Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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