I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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