im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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