I must be too annoying 4 u.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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