i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
