okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
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