girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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