we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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