Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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