drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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