We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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