I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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