You're so nebulous sometimes
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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